Two Texans were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady seated a few stools away began to choke on a piece of hamburger. She was turning blue and was obviously in serious respiratory distress.
One cowboy said to the other, "That girl is having a rough time."
The other agreed and said, "Think we should help?"
"You bet." said the first.
He ran over to the woman and asked, "Can you breathe?"
She shook her head no. "Can you speak?"
She shook her head no again. With that, the cowboy pulled up her skirt and licked her on the buttocks. The woman was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with great relief.
Returning to his friend, the Texan said, "Funny how that hind lick maneuver works every time."
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